one colour
two colour
three colour+piercing
these specimens of what appear to be models(?) of humanoid feet were unearthed in the area of emily place/eden crescent, an area once infamous for violent volcanic activity. while some superstitions hold that they are in fact the shrivelled and preserved feet of some prehistoric psychedelicised hippie-type race, there is no scientific evidence to back this claim. if this is true, though, it would appear that the volcanic activity has turned the ‘feet’ into a polymer-clay-type substance. there is also speculation that the raised middle-toe in each of these specimens is a cultural percusor to the contemporary practice of showing other people the middle-finger, evolved due to the inconvenience of removing one’s footwear every time one wanted to suggest to another that a volcano blow them up.
You have an overactive imagination
can't imagine what you're talking about.
Haha gotta second the above statement
and i can't imagine what you're on about either!
lol. where can i get a specimen? considering the scientific/archaeological significance of such discoveries, i suppose getting one would be extremely difficult, if not illegal
will consider your interest as more specimens emerge. there is even the distinct possibility that limited trade may be permitted at some unspecified date.
middletoe…and stories…and a lot of time…wonder if they kissed under the middletoe?
likely if you ask me.